MEET THE ComedyMoment TEAM
Theodore Parker Bowles (awaiting image) Managing Director
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E TheodoreParkerBowles@comedymoment.co.uk
ComedyMoment Staff Profile 1
Managing Director – Theodore Parker Bowles Junior
Theodore Parker Bowles – once the World's leading Arts’ Czar is Comedy Moment’s Managing Director. Previously Managing Director of our former company – the name of which cannot be mentioned – Theodore is living proof that people don’t always learn from experience. His sad attempts to synergise magazines, digital media platforms, networks, spam and other related marketing services fell flat on their arse recently with the sad demise of our flagship publication Clouds Over Birmingham. However, as business people everywhere will tell you, “you can’t sack the Managing Director” so Theodore continues as ComedyMoment's charismatic leader.
• QUESTION – What are your best characteristics?
• ANSWER – My charisma, commercial know how,
Can-Do attitude and positivitivityness.
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Sally Spent (awaiting image) Operations Director
ComedyMoment
ComedyMoment Staff Profile 2
Operations Director – Sally Spent
Sally Spent spent 12 years as a hostess and rummaged the World for her impressive contacts. S/he joined Comedy Moment in 2006 as business trouble shooter and has caused nothing but trouble ever since. S/he played a key role in driving forward the loss of our flagship publication Clouds and is doing the same for our sister publication For Idiots Everywhere. A recent mature graduate of a BTec National Art and Design, s/he is also responsible for the installation Art (often mistaken for unsightly stains on the carpet) adorning our new offices.
• QUESTION – What do you do in your spare time?
• ANSWER – Me and Martin (my partner) like to trawl
the internet for men to join us for sex. We like to take
their pictures while they’re tied to our bed and show
them to unsuspecting people we meet in bars.
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Sally Pemberton (image purposely blurred)
Media Executive
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ComedyMoment Staff Profile 3 Media Executive (Agencies) – Sally Pemberton
Sally Pemberton returned to this position after being put in charge of cleaning toilets and being forced to resign from the company whose name cannot be mentioned after an unsightly tussle with Sally Spent. Sally P only agreed to come back when nobody else would work here. As the only person who makes any money for the company it has become necessary to treat her with some respect.
• QUESTION – What is your greatest ambition?
• ANSWER – To win the title Fag Hag Supremus from my greatest friend and senior colleague Wilma Proops.
This page was last modified on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 10:46:20 AM
Katie Ventricals was sacked but will be back as a comedy character soon - Katie is based on an old boss of mine who was a real *unt